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It smells like a mix of poop and coffee around my thesis desk.

Where "Peter" comes home and that little girl and him make coffee.

How old is that little girl now? And is she making money off of that commerical still?

"christmas isn't just a day, its a frame of mind"

I should be working hard core on my history paper. Instead I am watching "Miracle on 34th Street." My defense. It is a fucking miracle after all! Miracle!

Two hours later and I am still finding glitter on my person.

cow + cube = cowuuube!

I used to fit into my dresses. And I was pretty. Now I can't get my tits into my dresses. Bind me down...check. Two bras...check. Still an enormous wad of bound down mammery flesh. I know, I know it sounds fun, but it isn't. There's a fancy alumni party on saturday and i have to wear my funeral clothes because I can get my tits into those. ( Read more... )

need to write papers. need topic for one paper. oh god, why do you smite me? oh because it is fun? well I guess I understand that. I'd probably do the same in your posistion. all is forgive then.

now on to the something something something.

I don't know what it is about Eric. Honestly, I've spent a lot of time trying to figure this shit out. I was never really the little girl who dreamed about True Love. I preferred playing natural disaster with my Barbie house. (The one with the elevator. Oh shit do natural disasters and elevators go hand in hand!) Anyway, I have isolated a few ( Read more... )

Today I added Amber to my friends list. Welcome to my personal hell Amber!

Now we dance the dance of inclusion!

*dance motherfuckers dance*