I really should let diarrhea flow out of my mouth all the time. Why should I care what I say anymore? Perhaps being an idiot is extremely underrated...
I left my Member's Only jacket in VinnyT's and forgot about it for several months. I just saw it hanging on the coat rack today, and sure enough it smells like marinara garlic mussels steam deluxe. That's why I don't like wearing coats to work.
Good afternoon. I hate insomnia--don't try it. Also, don't think about monitoring your breathing--that is voluntarily controlling it whenever you happen to think about it. Involuntary breathing is something I took for granted
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