I made the God damn play. Kick ass.

OH MY GOD COMMERCIALISM IS GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

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Apparently I look like Jane Fonda. Hm.

Always tip your pizza guy.

I seem to have developed a shoulder chip. About everything. It's strange, I used to never get angry. Ever. Now I'll explode at just about anything. And when I'm not exploding, I'm simmering, about to explode. Huh.

My governor is a Jewish cowboy.

I have an idea! Let's build a mall! Okay, first, we've gotta' build it in BearRape North Texas, five miles from nowhere. Then, let's make it outdoor, so that t's less a mall, and more a dense shopping center. Then, let's steal customers and business from a LEGITIMATE mall, like say, Richardson Square.

Assholes.

Fucking LiveJournal. What do I care if someone haxxorz my account? I never post, so no one believe it, anyway. Fucking "six characters, at keast one number/symbol", no one's ever figured it out before, when it was FUCKING QWERTY.

I don't really look like my icon anymore. So much for a goatee.