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MSN.com
OMG ANNA NICOLE SMITH
OMG ANNA NICOLE SMITH
TMZ.COM : OMG ANNA NICOLE SMITH
PEREZHILTON.COM : OMG ANNA NICOLE SMITH
MSN.COM : OMG ANNA NICOLE SMITH
(and global warming, if you care)
So glad msn knows what's important.
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Trucks and Cars and things...
$500 doctor bill.
$700 co-pay dentist for two crowns
$500 rotor replacement
$500 caliper replacement
$2,000 transmission for the truck
Truck still in shop since January 18th. Still going to cost $2,000.
They have towed to another shop to see if they can find the problem. Apparently there are gremlins.
I had my brakes done back in November - cause they ( Read more... ) -
Researchers and reporters forget one major detail
THAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!
read on...
Only zap wet sponges to kill germs
Readers have disastrous results when they try to sterilize dry ones
Reuters
Updated: 5:36 p.m. PT Jan 24, 2007
WASHINGTON - Reports about a study that found microwave ovens can be used to sterilize kitchen sponges sent people hurrying to test the idea this week - with sometimes ( Read more... ) -
License Plate Game! (Updated 1/26/07)
I have only exposed a few people to it, but I made up a game for all of you Nevada Drivers - or any other state that applies, because California doesn't really do a good job for this one.
Nevada Plates are --->### XXX<---- Number Number Number, Letter, Letter, Letter ( Read more... ) -
Damnit, people
There has been NO posting of the Jila, Chelsea or Charlene variety. I need some LJ action over here! Getting bored! HELLO!? Lol .
I need more friends.
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Bernie
Bernie kept farting in the sleeping bag when we went camping. Bastard ( Read more... ) -
The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
VERY OBSCENE
The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
Gather 'round, all you whorey,
Gather 'round, and hear my story.
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,
And a tale to you I'll tell
About Dead- ( Read more... ) -
Fucked up dream
I dreamt last night that I died. Seriously. It was horrible ( Read more... ) -
Moments of Brilliance
I was getting ready to go to bed and Jason asked me if I wanted any ice cream. I said no, citing calories and lateness as a bad combination.
He said he was only going to have a bite, and I said a bite is ok, like less than the ice cream cup
So he brings me a spoon.
With a bigger-than-your-mouth sized HEAP of Ice Cream on it
I take a nibble because ( Read more... )
