... there are plants in the garage.

[He's talking about the mistletoe, which has decided to bother Douglas right now.]

Hey there poindexter, you just gonna spend all day inside by yourself?

Oh, it talks.

Hell yeah I talk! And you have got to get laid, seriously. Find a hot chick and bang her like a drum and maybe you'll stop being such a boring ( Read more... )

...

... Huh.

The garage has been really quiet this whole weekend.

[As is the usual with anything that comes from Douglas' comm? It is the sound of something metal being worked with, along with that morse code like sparking, before one will here the reploid talk.]

... I honestly don't see why you thought this was a good idea, Cid.

[That sparking again, as the Kokuwamon "speaks" to Douglas.]It's work, but I could ( Read more... )

[sparking sounds, but they're not coming from tools. oh no, it's Cid the Kokuwamon 'talking' in sparky Morse code.]

Hm? ... It's February already?

[sparking of confirmation.]

Then I guess I should try and do something with these Ride Chasers... all of them... Ah, let me see. One, two... [he's going to be counting them and it's a pretty big ( Read more... )

[There is a long radio silence before well...]

... did something happen out there?

[GUESS WHO HAS BE HOLED UP IN A LAB THIS WHOLE GODDAMNED TIME?]

MEGA MAN X!

What did you do to her? She doesn't run at all, I expected better from you! [now he seems to be talking something else]Don't worry baby, Douglas is here to make everything better~.

As of right now you're not allowed anywhere near her until I'm done, X! Got it?

This certainly isn't a regulation communication device but it's the only one on me that's working right now so... I don't even know where it came from, this tech is so old looking to boot...[sound of a throat being cleared as the speaker seems to catch himself ( Read more... )