Man, it just hasn't been my week. You know, the whole "when it rains..." schpiel.

I try to make a $5 purchase last night, and it is not going through. This is my first sign of dread. We try my credit card. No-go. The unthinkable happened - I ran out of money >,< Not even my overdraft protection kicked in, I had no room on my credit card. My own ( Read more... )

So, I actually was able to wake today, and not laze back asleep. Because the lawn service guys were here, making all sorts of racket. I think it is kind of funny how I was trying to do my normal sleep/turn off alarm/sleep combo, but I couldn't because of all of the noise. Heh ( Read more... )

It would go something like this: to turn it off (disarm it, heh) you would need to be conscious so as not to blow yourself up. It would be a tiny, hard-to-access button that you couldn't just slap, you would have to be fully aware. The 'sleep" function would cause it to explode. Nothing like the threat of potential death in the morning to wake your ( Read more... )

First things first - we are going to the zoo! It's been decided. I haven't been to a zoo in a long, long time. Now that I try and think about it, about a decade has passed since I've been to the zoo. Hope we get to see some monkeys chucking poo! And I will have a camera, so we can catch all the glory of the poo-tossing. Saturday has taken it's ( Read more... )

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You Are 50% Normal

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Well, I survived turning 22. I am such an old fogey. Damn kids, get off the lawn ( Read more... )

I figure that since 22 years will have passed since I was summoned unto this world, I would share with dear LJ friends what happened at my 21st birthday LAST year. For those that don't know, it is worth putting into the annuls of the BEST 21st Birthdays Ever ( Read more... )

What can I complain about? Hmmm ( Read more... )

Since my other friends haven't updated their LJ's yet, I decided to take the opportunity to share with you last night, a most momentous occasion ( Read more... )