Common sense should tell you that if you don't know the basic function of a program, you DON'T volunteer yourself to do complex projects.

Alas, that seems to be wrong where the asshats we are training are concerned.

Sigh.

So, here's the thing, back in 1982 I got Rock & Roll, my first Joe action figure (the Montgomery Wards - really - was sold out of Snake Eyes...duh). It started a 'thing' where I watched the cartoon, owned (and still own) several of the figures, and read (and still have a few of) the comic. In a nutshell, I grew up messing about with these things ( Read more... )

Just imagine going to Michael Jackson\’s funeral, closed casket. Then about half way through the service you hear the voice of Vincent Price, coffin pops open MJ jumps out zombie dancers come out from the back room and they act out the Thriller dance. Would be the best funeral ever.

Bon Appétit | January 2009
by The Bon Appétit Test Kitchen

Carbonnade is a Belgian beef stew flavored with beer, onions, and brown sugar. I’ve substituted boneless chicken breasts, and served over noodles (your call here)

Yield: Makes 4 servings
Active Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour

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1928 - The Chillicothe Baking Company in Chillicothe, Missouri, USA, first produced sliced bread, advertised as "the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped", which then led to the popular phrase introduced in early September 1973 "the greatest thing since sliced bread".

Found on Facebook as one of those flash 'game' adverts.


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Look, Ma! Conan got a budget!

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And then blame someone else...

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