Comments | neigh_sayer: The Ass demands your attention

neigh_sayer

The Ass demands your attention

Mar 04, 2008 05:54

ATTENTION TALE MALES! OPEN CASTING CALL!

I will be filming a music video for my song "Strange Love" sometime this Spring. As you might be able to guess, it is going to be in black and white, Stanley Kubrick style and it will feature characters and situations from Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The BombI am looking ( Read more... )

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perussiscientia March 4 2008, 23:09:49 UTC

I do think that I adore you.

neigh_sayer March 4 2008, 23:15:50 UTC

Do you think so, or do you know so?

perussiscientia March 4 2008, 23:55:32 UTC

I know so.

neigh_sayer March 4 2008, 23:58:29 UTC

That's better.

I adore you, too, incidentally.

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d_carabas March 4 2008, 23:21:05 UTC

Okay that is awesome.

Sadly, I can't act my way out of a paper bag and I'm not really right for either part anyway.

neigh_sayer March 4 2008, 23:22:19 UTC

Thank you!

Awww, you never know if you don't try, right?

d_carabas March 4 2008, 23:35:01 UTC

I'm way to young for Muffley and I doubt anyone would believe me as anything remotely military, but kudos on the great idea.

neigh_sayer March 4 2008, 23:36:46 UTC

I think that's for me to judge but if you don't want to audition, you don't want to.

historicmind March 5 2008, 02:04:00 UTC

Nice.

[ after a couple of minutes ]

No, you aren't going to get me to audition.

neigh_sayer March 5 2008, 02:07:50 UTC

Damn! Who else can I get to play General Turgidson?

off_the_hookah March 5 2008, 04:34:01 UTC

Complement accepted. I could never fill Peter Sellers' shoes, but it'll be a fun character to portray.

neigh_sayer March 5 2008, 04:36:04 UTC

Oh, you're so modest. It will be a delight to watch you, as it always is.

thatrapscallion March 5 2008, 06:30:57 UTC

Fine, I'll do it!

I'm available to play both roles, if necessary. I have an excellent range and am a master of the thespianic craft. I would be completely undistinguishable from myself, even if myself and I were standing side by side!

neigh_sayer March 5 2008, 20:40:20 UTC

Ha, do you even know the film?

You can audition. But that doesn't mean I don't still want to kill you.

thatrapscallion March 6 2008, 05:10:00 UTC

Of course I know the film! It's an action, right?

A homicidal boss is a working relationship I've dealt with on numerous occasions. I understand if you need to do the audition as a formality, to keep everyone else from getting too upset - but we both know that I'm way overqualified for this position, so you'd really be quite foolish to not cast me!

I'm really only offering as a personal favour, you know. Also, a crippling weakness for beautiful musicians. You're like kryptonite, I swear to god!

neigh_sayer March 7 2008, 00:56:14 UTC

...Right.

I guess your audition will just have to prove it to me, then. There are many more qualified talented men around here, so don't think you haven't got competition just because you're a smooth-talker.

Mm, if I'm kryptonite, doesn't that mean I kill you?

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