Immortality is boring. I think I'm going to start aging again ( Read more... )

[Some time shortly after this - and by 'some time', I mean about fifteen blocks of exhausting running]

[Private to friends, plus Erin]

Holy Hell, that was a close call! He practically had a gun to my head! It's a goddamn good thing I spent those years studying taekwondo, jujitsu and tai chi! I knew a triple black belt would come in handy ( Read more... )

Immortality Log, Day Four:

A thorough inspection has yielded absolutely no signs of aging, and strong evidence of my success in self-induced immortality. No wrinkles, no grey hairs, and continued (if not increased) youthful exuberance ( Read more... )

The tragic passing of Ms. Fairchild has got me thinking about the unique dynamics of our situation. Since time immemorial we have gone through the motions of life after life, each time forced to begin anew, weathering time and again the awkwardness of youth and the fatigue of age. But why, I ask you? Why?It has been steadfastly proven that our ( Read more... )

I need a t-shirt that says 'I'M MURDOCK VARLETTI' and I need it NOW!

[Private to Velvet]

Are you, by chance, planning on attending Kilroy and May's nuptials?

You know, there's been a lot of craziness on these pages lately, and the primary byproduct I've been noticing is that the Aesopeans have been placed up on some sort of pedestal as the 'best' Tale group.

Now, I don't want to stir anything up - the Aesopeans are a perfectly boring nice group of Tales. Some of my best friends are Aesopeans, I swear! ( Read more... )

[Private to Katie]

Katie, darling, dearest!

I have fantastic news!

[Private to Annie]

Miss Miranda?

[entered sometime after this bit of hilarity, in rapid, frantic handwriting]

[Locked to Arabics, except Annie]ATTENTION PLEASE EVERYONE ( Read more... )