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thatrapscallion

aladdin boasts his daring escape;

Apr 25, 2008 02:34

[Some time shortly after this - and by 'some time', I mean about fifteen blocks of exhausting running]

[Private to friends, plus Erin]

Holy Hell, that was a close call! He practically had a gun to my head! It's a goddamn good thing I spent those years studying taekwondo, jujitsu and tai chi! I knew a triple black belt would come in handy ( Read more... )

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Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 07:45:50 UTC

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Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:14:05 UTC

He totally does! In a flower pot!

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:35:31 UTC

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Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:38:37 UTC

Well... Maybe he only pots them in there after you leave! Because they're full of weaponry!

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Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 14:10:26 UTC

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Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:13:37 UTC

I was coming to get cheap flowers see you! What, a friend can't just drop by and say hi once in a while?

Well, clearly we can't without threats on our lives.

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:36:23 UTC

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Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:40:01 UTC

Oh my god, is this why you hate me? Because this crazy British killer guy is brainwashing you to be an equally crazy killer minion girl... thing?

The death threats. The excessive aggression. It all makes sense now!

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eemakha April 25 2008, 18:36:38 UTC

But you don't know krav maga.

thatrapscallion April 26 2008, 05:24:32 UTC

Who?

eemakha April 26 2008, 14:03:48 UTC

Never mind.

windmill_tilter April 26 2008, 15:58:27 UTC

What?! Who tried to kill you? This is what I get for working instead of reading my journal. No one better shoot you i nthe head! I'd go cry in their faces! There's a shortage of perfect hairdos in the world; it would be a pity to damage yours.

(ten points if you get the reference.)

thatrapscallion April 26 2008, 16:06:10 UTC

Tom, the florist guy! Except I don't think he's really a florist. I think the floristry gig is some sort of cover, and in actuality he has a secret life that involves guns and violence and other sorts of thing. Like a serial killer.

Uh, Princess Bride? Duh.