aladdin keeps a log of everlasting life;

[thatrapscallion]

Immortality Log, Day Four:

A thorough inspection has yielded absolutely no signs of aging, and strong evidence of my success in self-induced immortality. No wrinkles, no grey hairs, and continued (if not increased) youthful exuberance

Comments

[eemakha]

Would you have any wrinkles or grey hairs if you hadn't decided to stay young forever?

[thatrapscallion]

Of course I would! If I weren't making the conscious effort, I would age!

[eemakha]

In four days?

[thatrapscallion]

I would be four days older! Four days closer to death!

[elder_goat]

[thatrapscallion]

A wise decision, my friend! Immortality can be yours, for naught but a modest elrollment fee!