aladdin plays cupid;

[thatrapscallion]

[Private to Katie]

Katie, darling, dearest!

I have fantastic news!

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Murdock.

[notariel]

I'm inclined to believe you are lying, but go ahead, tell me your "fantastic" news.

[thatrapscallion]

I've found you a date.

[notariel]

Excuse me, but who is to say that I want or, you know, even NEED a date?!

[thatrapscallion]

Oh please, I'm practically your brother from another mother. I know these things.

But there's a lot of bad guys out there, and it's my sacred duty to make sure you don't end up with the wrong one. Ergo, after a lengthly and arduous scouting process, I've finally managed to find someone I think would be perfect for you.