Courtesy of Jimlaad, here is a quicktime movie glorifying overpriced drugs for all to enjoy!

http://anon.newmediamill.speedera.net/anon.newmediamill/animatearchive.mov

So I've had this snake a while now.

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So we got our "surprise" on our door yesterday...only I wasn't all that surprised, and it wasn't even on the door it was on the ground. It was a little bag of Easter candy. Whoop.

Jimlaaad said if they really wanted to surprise us they should have stapled a Slurpee to our door.

I'm a typist, I type insurance policies 8 hours a day. Which means I type people's names all day long. Which naturally means that occasionally I come across...interesting names ( Read more... )

So it's "Employee Appreciation Week" at our apartment complex, apparently. There was a flyer on everyone's doors yesterday outlining little "activities" taking place each day through Friday. Monday it was pizza, only until 5, so I skipped it and Jimlaaad got home too late for it anyways. Today? Today was a "drive through breakfast". Yes. We * ( Read more... )

Mistaken Employment Report ( Read more... )

I blame the lazy microwave people ( Read more... )

I actually have a "do you work here" report. This morning Jimlaaad and I were at the Marie Callendar's Sunday brunch buffet. I was wearing a black shirt with a grim reaper and the slogan "I see dead people", my nuts-and-bolts choker, and my black-and-white checkered wrist cuff. I did NOT look like I worked at the friggin' Marie Callendar's Sunday ( Read more... )

You all are going to think I'm *really* stupid for letting this bother me, but ( Read more... )

So today I called the reptile store to "check up" on them. Sure enough, they had gotten in one ball python and didn't call me (yeah just one, that's all the breeder had). I admit I was annoyed that he didn't call me but I still want to do business with them because they are the only exclusively-reptile shop in the Sacramento area. Anyways I wasn't ( Read more... )