I just heard about this on the radio.

Man Legally Changes Name To 'They'

And you thought Optimus Prime was clever.

~Sparky

As you may or may not know, we lost my Japanese firebelly newt, Gimble, last March. He was at least nine years old (dunno how old he was when I got him but he was an adult). He was a very cool pet and I miss him. (See the "Pets" page off of my main site if you want to see a couple of blurry photos of him that Jimlaaad took ( Read more... )

So I got my first pair of prescription glasses yesterday. I knew my vision had been getting worse over the past couple (maybe more) years, but I had gotten used to it. Its the only thing you *can* do. I could live with it, certainly, but I was looking forward to being able to read the faroff freeway signs at least *close* to the same time my ( Read more... )

I just got hired on a permanent basis at the insurance company I've been temping at for I-dunno-how-many-months now. I'm not a lowly temp anymore!! Woooo! :D ( Read more... )

Let me rant a bit about car doors ( Read more... )

Mistaken Identity Report ( Read more... )

(First of all, was anyone else a little disturbed by Frank the Goat all wrapped in Christmas lights? I guess I watch too much Animal Planet. :D ( Read more... )

1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON): Cocoa Fair Oaks. Oh yeah baby ( Read more... )

Yep, I'm still alive after 30 years on this Earth. How'd I do it? I really have no idea ( Read more... )

Okay let's see if I have this LJ cut thing down...

( Yet another quiz! )