The Sept Legacy 1.02
past updates:
1.01
Last time, our founder snagged herself a pretty de facto spouse and a foothold in a mob bar! This update things will be getting a wee bit more domestic, but will still hopefully deliver the lulz :).
To begin with: the promised build spam! I'll keep it short.
That fountain and the row of irises is Jasmin's garden for Raine. He wanted them to have flowers outside their bedroom windows ^-^. The telescope is his also.
Jazz is interrupting the build spam, but he's such a tool I don't think it counts. He's like a decoration around the house :D
(I mean no disrespect to the awesome Pooklet here; sims manifest in different ways from game to game, and my Jazz seems to have been dealt the tool card :P).
You can't see it in this picture, but Raine's bong is under the bed :D. It moves periodically - at one stage I think it was behind the cereal boxes in the kitchen, lol.
Here's Jazz's "A Walk To Remember"-esque stargazing setup. He and Raine hang out here a bit, though I think they'll be here more once they're Elder Sims <3.
Anyway, at this stage Jazz should have his own Sim profile, right?
The picture speaks volumes about him, I think.
Jazz actually doesn't cook too much, but Raine was still working at the club when he moved in and her hours meant he had to fend for himself in the evening >D.
Warning: mad morning chair sex may result in mad morning sickness.
Well, Jazz is a dear, and goes off engagement ring shopping with his friend Jamie Sylmar, whose a gorgeous creation of celestial-sims ^-^. I'll probably get him into my pantslegacy at some point :D.
Uh, apparently ring shopping doesn't take that long? o_o I think Jamie's a bit of a bad influence - he wanted to start chucking around a football inside the art gallery D:. Jazz seems like he's more responsible though, so they go outside to ~play.
Also, this picture is so un-manly it makes me laugh xD. And no, neither of them could catch to save themselves either.
tooooooooool.
Jazz: :D
I almost made this my preview pic for the legacy, because he really is so pretty and happy here, but I wanted a picture with Raine as she's my founder, and I didn't know if I wanted to tell the whole world how tool-ish my legacy has become already by update 2 xD.
proposal mini-spam time! this update's sorta heavy on the spams, sorry >_>.
Raine totally looks like this is not a surprise XD. Oh well, she doesn't seem the type to leave engagements up to the whim of her significant other, and Jasmin seems like he wouldn't be able to lie very well.
Jazz: I'm going out with Jamie! I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Raine: Have fun! Where are you going?
Jazz: o_o Ooh, um...the...burger joint.
Raine: Didn't you just make burgers?
Jazz: :o
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Raine: ...I'm gonna carry on with my knitting.
Jazz: :D Kbai ilu -flees-
Or maybe Jamie was a jerk and rang her, being all "guess what?...guess where I am?...guess what Jazz is doing?...guess what kind of ring he's picking out?" XP. Either way, it's rather lovely in it's own weird way I suppose :D.
Brown Stilettos: We're brown :}.
On to the wedding!
Raine understandable decides not to invite any of her biffles from the shifty bar where she works, so Jazz invites Jamie and his twin sister Willima.
Raine: -hides- oh god I can't get MARRIED D8
Classy outfit to get wedded in, Raine. She started freaking out a bit about the whole affair while Jazz wandered around all vapidly like a beauty pagaent queen xD it was quite adorable!
Apparently Jazz is so high on the fact he's ~*~GETTING MARRIED~*~ that he lacks the sensibility to get a more formal suit for the occasion rather than donning his favourite Pedophile-ish Trenchcoat. I love how worried and nervous Raine looks here! It's quite charming :3.
-starts playing The Dresden Dolls' My Alcoholic Friends-
Is this a problem at anyone else's Sim weddings? I've only had the champagne out for one in the past, and for that one everyone was polite enough to ditch the bubbles momentarily for the actual ceremony >_>. Jamie and Willima missed Raine and Jazz's wedding entirely, lol.
Jazz: ^__^ my love!
Raine: HOW ABOUT NO?
awh. And yes, they're getting hitched in front of Jasmin's iris garden :*.
ta-dah! Yay married with no major upsets!
Also, I didn't realise there were actual magical sakura petals floating around when sims got hitched (usually I play with the special event camera enabled as I quite like it). For a minute I thought "D: Byakuya?!" and expected Death By Sakura Petals. I've been reading too much Bleach, lol.
There's no way Raine's going in to work today, lol. Some interesting snubbing of Raine's work chums who were not invited along to the wedding follows.
That townie looks quite confused x3.
o_o.
Pedo Trenchcoat makes sofa!ACR look rather rape-like indeed, although the knitting and Jasmin's hair detract from that sentiment somewhat x3.
A gas station attendent?
Jazz: -looks cool-
You are NOT an accomplished young man ._. Stop looking so goshdarn proud of yourself.
So this scene is quite typical: Raine is lazing about sleeping and babby-growing, and Jazz is cleaning the house xD.
Willima: Turns out I'm your boss's cousin, and I'm phoning in a favour he owes me. Next time you go to work Willima, you'll be getting a promotion.
Jazz: But...you're Willima. I'm Jasmin.
Willima: Oh, damn. I thought I was calling my answering machine. Sorry!
Oh, EAxis. What a stupid bug XD. And apparently Willima has amnesia now - well, that's a personality point that wouldn't have been developed if the game worked like it should, so it's a plus I guess?
Jazz: ~I work harrrd for the money~.
No. No, you don't. I need to get you out of that career path D: it's such a waste of your scientific-y talents!
Baby bump lightbulb head! In hindsight, I don't think such heavy use of the Thinking Cap during pregnancy was such a good idea :S. It just doesn't seem like a good influence on a developing sim kidling xD.
Raine: ATTN: BB BUMP!
Wow. Your pregnancy increased your dietary intake enough to get you into the cooking secret lot? That seems like an achievement of sorts! :P.
This shot is just here to show that
a) Raine is a lazy slob
b) As such, and as resident bitch, she also has a monopoly on the tv. All anyone dares to watch on tv is the sports channel >D Although I think Jazz sometimes sneaks some soaps/dramas in when he can :3.
Jazz and Raine's sleep schedules are often way out of sync, as Raine's mafia gig means she works real late hours, and Jazz's retail work is generally early. Pregnancy threw it even more out of whack though.
Anyway, it's some ungodly hour and the phone is ringing and Jazz is out like a light so Raine has to answer it :P.
I can't remember if Raine tore strips off this random townie or said, "sure!" and left her waiting for like 45 minutes for Jazz to never come to the phone because he was asleep XD.
And apologies for the naming mix-up ._. I mostly referred to Jasmin as Jazz, and usually that's a nickname for Jasper. I'm sorry about messing that up! It's fixed now ^-^.
And now for some skilling mini spam! Jazz spent most of his time on the telescope, and Raine had a sort of skilling throne on which she learnt things whilst being regal :P.
HOW does this support your heavily pregnant wife, Jasmin? How do you live with yourself listening to indie or metal or mainstream all day while you can't afford to pay the bills?
I don't know, but you can stop pulling that smug face every time you get a promotion and thus a new retail job xD. It's pathetic.
This is where I learnt that MATY macrotastics can delay labour for several hours >_>. Um, oops? Sorry Raine? XD In any case, it's babbeh time!
oh.
K, so I'm fairly sure Raine's breaking out in Elton John here.
Raine: It's the cciiiirrrrrcccllleeee of liiiiiifeeeeee~
This boy here is of generation purple according to Awesomesauce rules, and apparently inherited none of his mothers features :/. His name is Indigo! :D.
And here be bb no. 2, who is ALSO a boy and looks exactly like Jazz rather than Raine :[. Oh well, identical twins are quite awesome! Slightly younger twin is named Vailot (boy names to do with purple are a little tricky, so Vailot got a slightly more masculine variation of Violet XP).
And, I'm 90% sure Raine is not looking so happy because she's a mother now, but rather the hours of her sitting there while Macrotastics kept delaying her labour are now over x3.
Raine: I can finally take this fucking hat off!! Oh man I'm so relieved!!
Mm. Raine and Jazz don't seem like the best of parents, though I'm sure there have been far worse Sim parents before them.
Awh yeah, Sims 2 Parenting. I love how Jazz's expression is so happy and he still has his baby pacifier memory, WHILE he's dumping his infant on the hardwood floor.
Jazz: :D I am doing it right!
I guess they'll learn? ;< Poor Indi. He didn't even drop him on the carpeted part of the living room either x_X.
And because of Raine and Jazz's crappy jobs, this is the nursery.
Yes, that's right: they can't even afford two cribs o_0 And, I know I don't have a nice purple-y crib, I'm working on getting more purple custom content ^^;.
As neither Raine nor Jazz can afford a proper nursery, I use some of Raine's aspiration points to buy them a surprisingly inefficient money machinemeth lab.
Just so you have NO hope for these kids. I mean, their parents are working dead end jobs (in Raine's case that expression could be taken a little more literally, even!).
The Blue Couch of Awesomeness was bannished to the deck.
It appears Raine's twins were winter babies.
And on that VERY exciting note, let's end this update. Next time on the Sept Legacy: parenting - good or bad? It's a surprise! :P
1.01
Last time, our founder snagged herself a pretty de facto spouse and a foothold in a mob bar! This update things will be getting a wee bit more domestic, but will still hopefully deliver the lulz :).
To begin with: the promised build spam! I'll keep it short.
That fountain and the row of irises is Jasmin's garden for Raine. He wanted them to have flowers outside their bedroom windows ^-^. The telescope is his also.
Jazz is interrupting the build spam, but he's such a tool I don't think it counts. He's like a decoration around the house :D
(I mean no disrespect to the awesome Pooklet here; sims manifest in different ways from game to game, and my Jazz seems to have been dealt the tool card :P).
You can't see it in this picture, but Raine's bong is under the bed :D. It moves periodically - at one stage I think it was behind the cereal boxes in the kitchen, lol.
Here's Jazz's "A Walk To Remember"-esque stargazing setup. He and Raine hang out here a bit, though I think they'll be here more once they're Elder Sims <3.
Anyway, at this stage Jazz should have his own Sim profile, right?
The picture speaks volumes about him, I think.
Jazz actually doesn't cook too much, but Raine was still working at the club when he moved in and her hours meant he had to fend for himself in the evening >D.
Warning: mad morning chair sex may result in mad morning sickness.
Well, Jazz is a dear, and goes off engagement ring shopping with his friend Jamie Sylmar, whose a gorgeous creation of celestial-sims ^-^. I'll probably get him into my pantslegacy at some point :D.
Uh, apparently ring shopping doesn't take that long? o_o I think Jamie's a bit of a bad influence - he wanted to start chucking around a football inside the art gallery D:. Jazz seems like he's more responsible though, so they go outside to ~play.
Also, this picture is so un-manly it makes me laugh xD. And no, neither of them could catch to save themselves either.
tooooooooool.
Jazz: :D
I almost made this my preview pic for the legacy, because he really is so pretty and happy here, but I wanted a picture with Raine as she's my founder, and I didn't know if I wanted to tell the whole world how tool-ish my legacy has become already by update 2 xD.
proposal mini-spam time! this update's sorta heavy on the spams, sorry >_>.
Raine totally looks like this is not a surprise XD. Oh well, she doesn't seem the type to leave engagements up to the whim of her significant other, and Jasmin seems like he wouldn't be able to lie very well.
Jazz: I'm going out with Jamie! I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Raine: Have fun! Where are you going?
Jazz: o_o Ooh, um...the...burger joint.
Raine: Didn't you just make burgers?
Jazz: :o
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Raine: ...I'm gonna carry on with my knitting.
Jazz: :D Kbai ilu -flees-
Or maybe Jamie was a jerk and rang her, being all "guess what?...guess where I am?...guess what Jazz is doing?...guess what kind of ring he's picking out?" XP. Either way, it's rather lovely in it's own weird way I suppose :D.
Brown Stilettos: We're brown :}.
On to the wedding!
Raine understandable decides not to invite any of her biffles from the shifty bar where she works, so Jazz invites Jamie and his twin sister Willima.
Raine: -hides- oh god I can't get MARRIED D8
Classy outfit to get wedded in, Raine. She started freaking out a bit about the whole affair while Jazz wandered around all vapidly like a beauty pagaent queen xD it was quite adorable!
Apparently Jazz is so high on the fact he's ~*~GETTING MARRIED~*~ that he lacks the sensibility to get a more formal suit for the occasion rather than donning his favourite Pedophile-ish Trenchcoat. I love how worried and nervous Raine looks here! It's quite charming :3.
-starts playing The Dresden Dolls' My Alcoholic Friends-
Is this a problem at anyone else's Sim weddings? I've only had the champagne out for one in the past, and for that one everyone was polite enough to ditch the bubbles momentarily for the actual ceremony >_>. Jamie and Willima missed Raine and Jazz's wedding entirely, lol.
Jazz: ^__^ my love!
Raine: HOW ABOUT NO?
awh. And yes, they're getting hitched in front of Jasmin's iris garden :*.
ta-dah! Yay married with no major upsets!
Also, I didn't realise there were actual magical sakura petals floating around when sims got hitched (usually I play with the special event camera enabled as I quite like it). For a minute I thought "D: Byakuya?!" and expected Death By Sakura Petals. I've been reading too much Bleach, lol.
There's no way Raine's going in to work today, lol. Some interesting snubbing of Raine's work chums who were not invited along to the wedding follows.
That townie looks quite confused x3.
o_o.
Pedo Trenchcoat makes sofa!ACR look rather rape-like indeed, although the knitting and Jasmin's hair detract from that sentiment somewhat x3.
A gas station attendent?
Jazz: -looks cool-
You are NOT an accomplished young man ._. Stop looking so goshdarn proud of yourself.
So this scene is quite typical: Raine is lazing about sleeping and babby-growing, and Jazz is cleaning the house xD.
Willima: Turns out I'm your boss's cousin, and I'm phoning in a favour he owes me. Next time you go to work Willima, you'll be getting a promotion.
Jazz: But...you're Willima. I'm Jasmin.
Willima: Oh, damn. I thought I was calling my answering machine. Sorry!
Oh, EAxis. What a stupid bug XD. And apparently Willima has amnesia now - well, that's a personality point that wouldn't have been developed if the game worked like it should, so it's a plus I guess?
Jazz: ~I work harrrd for the money~.
No. No, you don't. I need to get you out of that career path D: it's such a waste of your scientific-y talents!
Baby bump lightbulb head! In hindsight, I don't think such heavy use of the Thinking Cap during pregnancy was such a good idea :S. It just doesn't seem like a good influence on a developing sim kidling xD.
Raine: ATTN: BB BUMP!
Wow. Your pregnancy increased your dietary intake enough to get you into the cooking secret lot? That seems like an achievement of sorts! :P.
This shot is just here to show that
a) Raine is a lazy slob
b) As such, and as resident bitch, she also has a monopoly on the tv. All anyone dares to watch on tv is the sports channel >D Although I think Jazz sometimes sneaks some soaps/dramas in when he can :3.
Jazz and Raine's sleep schedules are often way out of sync, as Raine's mafia gig means she works real late hours, and Jazz's retail work is generally early. Pregnancy threw it even more out of whack though.
Anyway, it's some ungodly hour and the phone is ringing and Jazz is out like a light so Raine has to answer it :P.
I can't remember if Raine tore strips off this random townie or said, "sure!" and left her waiting for like 45 minutes for Jazz to never come to the phone because he was asleep XD.
And apologies for the naming mix-up ._. I mostly referred to Jasmin as Jazz, and usually that's a nickname for Jasper. I'm sorry about messing that up! It's fixed now ^-^.
And now for some skilling mini spam! Jazz spent most of his time on the telescope, and Raine had a sort of skilling throne on which she learnt things whilst being regal :P.
HOW does this support your heavily pregnant wife, Jasmin? How do you live with yourself listening to indie or metal or mainstream all day while you can't afford to pay the bills?
I don't know, but you can stop pulling that smug face every time you get a promotion and thus a new retail job xD. It's pathetic.
This is where I learnt that MATY macrotastics can delay labour for several hours >_>. Um, oops? Sorry Raine? XD In any case, it's babbeh time!
oh.
K, so I'm fairly sure Raine's breaking out in Elton John here.
Raine: It's the cciiiirrrrrcccllleeee of liiiiiifeeeeee~
This boy here is of generation purple according to Awesomesauce rules, and apparently inherited none of his mothers features :/. His name is Indigo! :D.
And here be bb no. 2, who is ALSO a boy and looks exactly like Jazz rather than Raine :[. Oh well, identical twins are quite awesome! Slightly younger twin is named Vailot (boy names to do with purple are a little tricky, so Vailot got a slightly more masculine variation of Violet XP).
And, I'm 90% sure Raine is not looking so happy because she's a mother now, but rather the hours of her sitting there while Macrotastics kept delaying her labour are now over x3.
Raine: I can finally take this fucking hat off!! Oh man I'm so relieved!!
Mm. Raine and Jazz don't seem like the best of parents, though I'm sure there have been far worse Sim parents before them.
Awh yeah, Sims 2 Parenting. I love how Jazz's expression is so happy and he still has his baby pacifier memory, WHILE he's dumping his infant on the hardwood floor.
Jazz: :D I am doing it right!
I guess they'll learn? ;< Poor Indi. He didn't even drop him on the carpeted part of the living room either x_X.
And because of Raine and Jazz's crappy jobs, this is the nursery.
Yes, that's right: they can't even afford two cribs o_0 And, I know I don't have a nice purple-y crib, I'm working on getting more purple custom content ^^;.
As neither Raine nor Jazz can afford a proper nursery, I use some of Raine's aspiration points to buy them a surprisingly inefficient money machinemeth lab.
Just so you have NO hope for these kids. I mean, their parents are working dead end jobs (in Raine's case that expression could be taken a little more literally, even!).
The Blue Couch of Awesomeness was bannished to the deck.
It appears Raine's twins were winter babies.
And on that VERY exciting note, let's end this update. Next time on the Sept Legacy: parenting - good or bad? It's a surprise! :P