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Tomorrow is my last first day of school. Oh God.

Hello friends. I'm in north carolina having more fun than you.

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I just got out of the shower and I'm too lazy to put on clothes. Doesn't Peewee's Playhouse start tomorrow night?

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

My life is too mundane for me to be happy.

I spent my weekend watching Three's Company. I think I should probably go outside. I want to go to the fucking mall.

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Holy crap am I fat! I can't wait to defile Burt Reynold's cafeteria.