Wow. Another pie party. Just what this country needs: MORE GOD DAMN PIES!

LIFE

Fuck you school! I am done for the year. I'm a fucking SENIOR! Ahhhhhh! My computer came. Euphoria.
I don't know what I'm gonna name it yet. I'm open to suggestions.

I'm probably getting a computer next week. Or the week after that. Why is it fair that Eva is getting a car she doesn't even know how to drive?

My computer is still broken.
And my a-hole teachers are continuing to give me homework that I need the internet for.
And I'm failing Algebra.

My computer is dead. I guess 9 years is a long life for a computer. It blows that it broke the week I have to do 2 research papers and a current event though. So I'm going to be at the library for 3 hours doing homework. I should be working now...but I don't want to. This is such a pain in the ass. Now we have to buy a new one that we can't afford ( Read more... )

I've been horribly depressed all week. Andy was super cool and cheered me up even though I was being a bitch. Andy is cool.

...............Deep thoughts.
What's the meaning of life?
Why am I even here?
Could I eat a whole can of that crazy cheese stuff?

These questions have been running through my head for years. The world is so complex.

If you're in need of laughs I have just the thing for you. Go on one of those free online translators and type this in exactly like this: Mi papa mama mi mamá. Then set it to spanish to english. Oh my crap. hahahahaha.

Me+Eva+Dave= a pretty bitchin time. Add a splash of Kris into the formula and you've got one hell of a party. I just got home at about midnight. We had an ice skating adventure. At the Circle K this guy with the body of a teenager and the head of an old man like...emerged from the darkness. It was creepy. He pretty much tried to rape dave. The guy ( Read more... )

I'm scrounging for money to fly to Connecticut. I will mow your lawn, teach you how to dance(even though I can't dance for beans), kill someone, whatever. I'm pretty much broke.