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[nellas]

I heard the fucker has a yellow submarine. Pick me up at the docks of the Anduin in fifteen minutes and we'll have submarine sex.

Meanwhile, I want some fucking grandchildren. "She's not Glory", "I want Glory", blah blah blah. I want a husband who's not a total fucking bastard but we're not getting what we want so YOU will go and FUCK YOUR WIFE

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[beregond]

Are you fucking insinuating that something is fucking wrong with me?!?!

I am like greatly fucking insulted, you whore. There's probably something wrong with YOU.

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I'll be over in ten. :)

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[nellas]

Shows how fuckin' dense you are that I say something blunt and straight out while you just think I'm hinting. DENSE. You're the reason Bergil zones out for half hours at a time, you useless sack of shit!

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I'll be waiting. :)

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[beregond]

Fuck you! It's your fucking eleven genes or whatever that gave him that fucking perpetually stoned thing he has going on. The elves are the biggest fucking fuckups of all fucking Arda! Don't you blame it on ME!

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Yay. Love you, honey. :)

[nellas]

Elven. You can't even fucking spell elven, you stupid mortal fuck up. And they weren't MY genes that gave him that look. You're the one with the brain dead stare on your face 99% of the time.

I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!

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Love you sweetie. :)

[bergil]

Can't I just adopt?

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[nellas]

NO. If those babies don't look stoned I'll know they're not yours. So start fucking.