From: "Zoe" (ukeonydbyc@hafezonline.com)
Date: Sun, May 13, 2012 at 4:59 AM
Subject: hbllo

You can't even spell "hello" right and you want me to take you seriously?

Im a 28 single female

But of course you are.

looking for friends maybe more.

Good for you.

I enjoy being outside,Wait. That's a hobby? Being outside? I mean...just...is it more, " ( Read more... )

From: ssnetwork@actrix.co.nz
reply-to: agentshopp@post.com
date: Fri, May 11, 2012 at 6:42 PM
subject: Secret Shopper!
mailed-by: actrix.co.nz

Right off the bat, I know I'm going to hate this.

Hello Candidate,

Screw you.

We are accepting applications from qualified individuals to become Secret - Shopper and your wages would be $200 per ( Read more... )

Don't worry, we love you. All parts of you belong to you.

Yes, the story's a gut punch, about a future not so very distant from where we are now, but...it's powerful. I had to link it.

First, before we get to the oddity, how to survive in inclement weather as a fashionable goth. That article amused me greatly.

But this next one's just odd. So...I'm not a big-time coder, I know one programming language imperfectly, and two more I've been trying to learn for over five years with no success. A coder is not me. I get that.

But there ( Read more... )

(And no, no computer yet, still on the loaner...which is full of nifty and win, but still not mine...How'ver, we are starting to price things out, see what we can afford, and how soon.)

This just hit the inbox--not the spam folder, the inbox:

Delivered-To: [my alternate address ( Read more... )

The. Hell.

Okay, look, I know the rest of the world is not the US. And I know we have our own knee-jerk reactions to things that make no sense to other countries. But stoning children for wearing jeans? Seriously? Because they're "Western", so they might be gay Satanists? Really?And these deaths--everyone's got an inaccurate count, everything from ( Read more... )

Yeah, this one amused me too:

Subject: Hello
From: njvolpjysi@redimatch.com
Date: Mar 7 (1 day ago)

Hello, my name is Kayla,

Hi, Kayla.

I am a very pretty 25 year old blonde with a very = sexy body.

So if "very" equals "sexy" every time she uses it, then she's a "sexy pretty" 24 year old blonde? Wau, that seems redundant.

I'm single and ( Read more... )

from: AGENT STEPHANIE MADU (complaints@efccdesk.org)
reply-to: westerunion_remmit@w.cn
date: Mon, Feb 20, 2012 at 2:11 PM
subject: MESSAGE ALERT:BEWARE OF INTERNET TRANSACTIONSTook me a bit to gut out the spam folder; for some reason, usually it hits auto-delete around 500 messages, and I noticed there were 781 just hanging around. So I checked. ( Read more... )

First, my motherboard fried. So the already limited appearances of mine on LiveJournal? Well, they're not going to get any more frequent until we get a new motherboard. And a new CPU. And likely a new case, if none of our old cases will work. Might as well get a whole new computer at this point, but I am stubbornly clinging to the idea that this, ( Read more... )

Title's in reference to this; namely, that President Obama removed the surface objection to the Catholic Church's claims of religious intolerance, by moving the actual contraceptive coverage for women to the insurers, not the religious organizations themselves. And reinforcing that churches, as incorporated bodies, are exempt from this; this new ( Read more... )