i know i dont like being picked up, its not cause i hate physical contact as much as kim (well she hates toughing me...she said i give the impression of being unclean....*cry*), its becuase i dont want to be picked up and dropped. and also. you know. run away with and raped and mugged and murdered ( Read more... )

i dotn want to go marshall the SouthDownSafari tomorrow! *cry* becuase am a good soul and part of oxfam, i agreed to marshall at th ewalk. which basically means i ahve to go stand on the south downs for hours ON MY OWN and watch people walk past. joy ( Read more... )

there were no tickets left, so dont have to go!

gods bless the other people who are going to ridicule my brother...

wank, its my brothers stand up in london on friday. and i ahve to go.

wankwankwank.

hugh edwards really does have some lovely ties..

the thing that mum installed so that the cursor translates words into french is starting to get annoying...

yeah i know, ages since ive written, but i dont arrive empty handed ( Read more... )

*sidle sidle* well hello there ( Read more... )

so. lets get you up to speed on my life (you lucky lucky thing you ( Read more... )

hi, so yeah, pillaged internet off Nicola, though NOONE IS HERE and feeling unloved. i send texts to people because i have no internet, and noone bothers to reply, so am lonely and unloved and hate you all ( Read more... )