Dude. This thing hasn't been updated in two years. Where the hell have I been?

Oh yeah- Balling*. Totally forgot.

*"Balling" as is "This is when I pretend I've been having a fantastical life instead of just, you know, being too lazy at my cubicle to log on".

Yes, a HUGE Baller.

• 21:45 Two weeks been working avg 11hrs a day. No energy to keep house. I've decided I need a wife. Or train Zig to be Benson. That idea's better. #
• 08:08 I'm exhausted. I have a race this Saturday but I haven't gotten any runs in this week. I think a pass-out on CP grass is needed this wkend. #
• 17:52 It's not an easy road\Many see the glamor & the ( Read more... )

• 07:54 As C said last night, "Cut the sh*t. Life is short." It's amazing how brutally unexpected life can turn. RIP Joseph. You were wonderful. #
• 20:28 Note to Self - Songs to add to morning run playlist: Verve Remix of Manteca, Jay-Z's Takeover, Hustla by The Roots. #

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• 06:15 The weirdest most vivid dreams this AM. But during I felt oddly at peace. Also, like always, I wonder if I was a jerk last night. #
• 09:50 RIP George Steinbrenner. If you're gonna have an empire, make it an evil one, I always say. #
• 10:18 Adding to the Yankees mythos that George Steinbrenner made sure he didn't pass until Bob Sheppard was ( Read more... )

• 21:23 This episode of Family Guy is nothing but drunk stream of consciousness rants of Stewie & Brian. It's actually incredibly brilliant. #
• 08:32 I've decided to not make any further big decisions without first consulting with Paul the Octopus. Yes, it *has* come to this. #
• 20:04 @ NY_Boogie what happened? I've haven't heard. #
• 20:07 I'm doing what ( Read more... )

• 21:16 One two four three. None of these bitches look betta than me. Betta than me. Betta than me. #
• 21:33 Ok that last one was lyrics to a song at this bbq. I'm not that much of an asshole. No, really. #
• 22:35 Sign in the hostess's bathroom: "if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat." OMG MEMORIES. #
• 01:42 @ specialkfsu GREAT ( Read more... )

• 00:20 How in the world did I get roped into a late night session of karaoke w/ coworkers? Why is it a billion o'clock? #
• 10:31 Me: "I was wrong. The Psychic Octopus picked Spain. It's the Psychic Parakeet fr Singapore that picked Netherlands" This email just happened #

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• 15:32 ICE CREAM DAY AT WORK!!! I ended up with one giant waffle cone of 3 flavors in one hand and typing emails with the other. GET TO KNOW ME. #

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• 11:18 @ jrosenkranz <3! #
• 11:19 RT @sesamestreet: Abby: Rosita & I like to play princess but that doesn’t mean we’re waiting for a prince to rescue us! We like to dress up! #
• 14:22 YAYS! Two tickets to see American Idiot tonight! YAYS! Thanks, L! #

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• 08:02 RT @pourmecoffee: Queen Elizabeth coming to NYC today. She will speak at UN, visit ground zero, and make an impassioned pitch for LeBron. #
• 14:00 I'm considering approaching my company to renegotiate for a $100 million contract. I mean, I'm *that* good at what I do, right? RIGHT?? #
• 14:07 @ writeli LOL I was just watching that one too. I sadly ( Read more... )