Lie to me

[nemmy]

Stolen amusing idea from zyleeth =p

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. Then if you like, after you comment, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

Comments

[zyleeth]

Don't you remember? We were in Moga Woods that fateful day and I came across you digging in a pile of dung. I was all like "Lol u poo", but you explained to me how it could be rolled up and smoked. 3 hour high later I was all, "Hey man...what if like...monsters...?" and you said, "fffuuu-...you're right!" And that's how we captured our first Rathalos together.

Of course, the next day we woke up in the felyne hospital. I could have sworn we totally pwned him but I can't remember.

[nemmy]

I'm pretty sure we pwned him too but it's weird, my ass has always been kinda sore since waking up in that hospital.

[snowleopardess]

Coffee shop on ELM STREET. Right in the middle of drinking our third cup, FREDDIE-FUCKING-KRUGER busted through the glass window and it was CHAOTIC.

I flashed him with my boobs and while he was stunned with the beautiful thought of how he could hack them into beautiful pieces of reveeenge, you set him on FIAH with your fire breath and ASHES.

THE END. We were best buds since THAT. Next time, we're gonna take on Jason, fuckers! Then ZOMBIEOCALYPSE.

[nemmy]

Wait... are you sure? If you were flashing your boobs I can't imagine I would not have been distracted as well o_o But yes, it's all coming back to me now... no famous serial killed can get us!

[nezdragon]

What a poor memory, son! You were biding your time in the draconic monastery for chastity and purity, and I burst in riding a giant flying alligator like so:

[nemmy]

Wow man, that must've been a crazy time o_o I would have gladly let Shepard take my virginity though.

[nemmy]

Oh gods, say no more >.>

[flamingwars]

I think it had something to do with pulling your tongue, and what you could have been swallowing. Or I think that's how I met Jir. I forget. ;]

Actually, hear me out.. THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT... I think I met you at a devil's game. You were a dragon and I was a dragon and we were like OH HAIII!! Had a few drinks at the sports bar and complained about work. Nothing furry about it.

NOPE.

lolololol

[nemmy]

Ahhh yes I think I remember that game now, might have a bit too much to drink that night. But yeah, nothin furry at all, just a couple of hot ass scalies ;)