Things normal stand partners don't normally say :
"FIX IT!" really loudly, when the wind blows the music during the concert.
"Don't encourage her," when another musician pays a compliment.
"Is it raining? Is it raining?" five minutes later, "Is it raining?" while you're trying to read alto clef.
"I know you can't see the music and are hitting the
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