I did a couple of these...
Neo sephiroth07 in Bulletproof HunkIn this powerfully stated spy thriller, neo_sephiroth07 (John Malkovich) is an elite soldier with a limp that he won't talk about. He elects to silence shinobiwarrior (Jane Seymour) before his closest friend, salientemotion (Julia Roberts), brainwashes her. After asking a passerby for directions, he blasts into a subterranean stronghold. Winner of two Academy Awards, including Best Plot Alternative.
KICKASS!!! JOHN MALKOVIC!!! XD
Neo sephiroth07 in Gone to RescindIn a way that cinema makes sexy, neo_sephiroth07 (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a technologically-minded crime fighter racing against the clock. His weblog posts about it are the talk of the blogosphere, garnering him the attention of a handful of the wrong people. roukie (Alessandro Nivola) is put out of the picture by a fiendish double agent, my_prelude (Jennifer Garner). Once the true destructive power has been revealed, Manhattan hides.
Leo...thats just not cool...FIRE WHOEVER CAST THIS PICTURE!!!
Neo sephiroth07 in Fraud with Terrorneo_sephiroth07 (Morgan Freeman) has a tendency to lie during speeches. In uncertain terms his career is in the hands of the constituents, and dragonlover58, his greatest supporter (Judi Dench), is running out of patience. birdieball (Mel Gibson) arranges lunch. The cast list for Fraud with Terror reads like a who's whom of Hollywood, but with several glaring omissions.
This is more like it...Talk about who's who...MORGAN FREEMAN!!! Although, kinda wonder how they managed to cast a black guy as me...o_O...
Also...got my premiership cups last week, went to george's kickass partay and a whole bunch of other random crap happened...XD