Whilst i seemingly have forgotten that I have a livejournal account, oh, the memories and brain cells I have destroyed. What has happened? Where did the time shit? How many geese does it take to shove a lightbulb up one of their asses and take bird shot in the gut ( Read more... )

We were only dying inside the fire ( Read more... )

first post in god knows when... I'm not sure why I'm posting now. My god, this last month or two have been some of the shittiest I can recall ( Read more... )

my dad and I were replacing an A/C and when we removed the inside unit, something foul rose up fcrom the air-return and choked us both. Now we both have this odd respritory illness which makes sleep painful and restless. I'm dizzy at work, food tastes bland, and on top of it all I want to put a flamethrower in my mouth for coming back to this ( Read more... )

OKay people, I need a pineapple ( Read more... )

Okay, so life goes on much the same. I really need to find some roommates. It's so hard to make ends meet when your entire paycheck goes to rent & bills and you're forced to live on tips. Do you not buffalo? What the fuck am I writing about? Am I just punching keys on the board in the hopes that something intelligible will come across the ( Read more... )

I am a being of pure energy.

Everything is meaningless. It really is.

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You are a maniac
killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only ( Read more... )

stolen from poetesspenguin1. Take your livejournal username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (a=1, b=2, etc.). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert them to letters first before you can convert to numbers ( Read more... )