Yes... go on... pray to the god you call Uncle Sam.

/sarcasm

Socialism You have two cows, You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for ( Read more... )

I'm writing and directing a porn flick called The Genitals of Christ. This film includes scenes where Mary gets her cherry popped by God, Mary fucks the three magi, the shepards get it on with their sheep, Jesus walks on water with the assistance of an propeller/wind-powered anal vibrater, 3,00o men picking gasping fish out of baskets and forcing ( Read more... )

EVOLVE

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
NeoatmusitisCause:cursed amuletSymptoms:pale skin, breast pain, excessive feather growth, excess salivaCure:drink more absinthe

Dammit... that explains the pubic feathers.


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Sorry. No update for a while. I was off by myself, thinking about things I had to/wanted to/happened to think about. I have come to many new conclusions about things and I must say I am made of toast. My reclusiveness occured in part becuase I was afraid of all of this... all of the plants... all of the paper clips.... But that's over now. I ( Read more... )

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Rise above the vile ( Read more... )

well, another St. Patty's day come and gone. The shrews are adter me, and I haven't the crackers for them ( Read more... )

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what I am: guitarist

What I need: Another guitarist, bassist, drummer, vocalist, possibly a keyboardist.

Interested in creating a metal band (with slight psychedelic influences).

If anyone in northeast louisiana is interested, please leave a comment and we'll talk later.