Jay, you faggot, if you don't get back on here I'll pistol whip you faster than you can say police brutality. When I'm done with you, you'll be wishing you really were Tom Selleck, for reals. Why did you do it, because you offended a couple of fags who are way too sensitive? Oh well, I thought your entries were funny. Too bad.

Jay as a child:


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I don't know what the fuck just happened but I lost my entire entry. I feel sorry for you guys, there was some funny stuff in there. There's no way in hell I'm gonna type it again either. Sorry. Such a shame.

GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just bought The Darkness as well as Matrix Reloaded. Haven't really listened to The Darkness yet, probably will here in a minute. Also bought whole Cowboy Bebop series off Ebay for 26 bucks - what a fucking bargain. I love Ebay. That's how I got Dance Dance Revolution MAX 2 and two decent pads for 50 bucks ( Read more... )

Happy belated St. Patrick's Day! I kicked off the festivities by drinking a Michelob Light at 1:30 A.M. Later that night I watched Matrix Reloaded with Jeff and drank some more. I'm officially never drinking Jager every again ( Read more... )

Some dude rammed my car in the parking lot of the theater. He stuck around to find out whose car it was, apologized, and we exchanged information. Therefore, I'm not the least bit mad at him. The damage wasn't that extensive anyway ( Read more... )

Well, first entry, how nice. What else is a bored insomniac to do? The people in my user picture in order are me and my friends. Ed made the picture; it's pretty cool ( Read more... )