God I hate movie customers. They are so incredibly retarded they make suicide and eugenics look like viable options ( Read more... )

So, Saturday night was Colby's farewell party. We went to 141 where I learned that apparently Jade and Trish are supermodels because they were getting hit on left and right. I hoped I did the right thing by trying to keep the guys away from the pair. I guess I did because Trish thanked me today for "watching out for me and Jade." I also got some ( Read more... )

Random stuff:

Saw Super Size Me, Riddick, Day After Tomorrow, Stepford Wives, Harry Potter, and Around the World in 80 Days...all in the last couple of weeks. Dodgeball and The Terminal this week, as well as Man on Fire again.

My car battery almost died last week; Jeff had to give me a jump. Every time something like that happens it reminds me of ( Read more... )

I hate Jeff.

Jeff is a cruel genius. He's the kind of man who will invite a friend to picnic with him in a park and then stab his companion repeatedly in the throat for no other reason than to watch the way their blood sprays and spurts out of their neck ( Read more... )

I haven't hit a Dance Dance Revolution milestone in a long time. But last night, for the first time, I beat a NINE FOOTER! For those not in the know, DDR rates its songs on a 10 point scale (called feet), 1 being the easiest and 10 being ungodly hard. I beat a nine footer, which means only a choice few songs are harder than the one I beat. Quite an ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm listening to Michelle Branch. Yes, I'm a faggot, a cockgobbler, and whatever other derogatory things you want to deem me. All I know is, I like the song and I thought this would be a good time to point out my honest, open nature. I've been using this maxim a lot lately: "My life is an open book." It's true. If I were listening to N'Sync or ( Read more... )

Yeah, you got me. Maybe by 7% they mean I think about sex for 7% of every minute. That would probably be closer to true.

On the flip side:

That may be accurate, but to prove this thing is bullshit:

It's funny, I checked most of the people I know and I had, by far, the lowest percentage. Colby, you came close with a whopping 8 ( Read more... )

I'm sorry for that last post. I wanted a funny way to return after a month absence and cover the subject of my 21st b-day. I can't tell if it's funny or not, which usually isn't good. Oh well, c'est la vie.

I wanted to give some shouts out to some people who deserve them now:

Zink, Elizabeth, Adam, Jessica: Thanks for the drinks on my birthday: ( Read more... )

It all began on my 21st birthday ( Read more... )