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neoesquire

"People think I've stopped lying, but I've just gotten better at it..."

Feb 24, 2006 14:50

Ok, I like to think of myself as being fluent with women, and I'd like to share right now a list of common phases and words that women say followed by their meaning.

Common pharses that women say, and their translations!
The common misconception is that Yes means No and No means Yes. But in the language of women, their are different dialects. The ( Read more... )

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masamichi February 25 2006, 09:27:56 UTC

sounds about right.

is the main difference in bitchonian and whoreain, that bitchonians like to pretend they know what they are talking about, whereas the whoreains just play the "deer in headlights" look and expect you to explain common knowledge like it isn't expected to be known?

neoesquire February 26 2006, 05:54:07 UTC

This of course was learned behavior from hundreds of years of development of the "Hot looks" method of attraction. The Whoreains would just use their good looks to get their way and therfore lost their brain capacity to retain knowledge like a normal human being.

They're a facisnating people in their own right, really.

kavehthekid February 25 2006, 15:22:28 UTC

God damnit, were you thinking of me when you wrote that? Think of how often everyone of those lines were dropped on me.

neoesquire February 26 2006, 05:55:03 UTC

actually you failed to realize that was the other half of your soul talking

sugarshell February 25 2006, 20:50:32 UTC

the same applies to guys too sweetheart.

neoesquire February 26 2006, 05:55:39 UTC

yeah, it also dosen't apply to some girls. ;-)

sugarshell February 28 2006, 20:18:05 UTC

true dat :D

flowerduet February 26 2006, 00:05:39 UTC

Feeling angry, Buttons?

You know that isn't true of all girls. And as sugarshell said, boys can be the same way, if not worse.
Have a little faith. There are plenty of lovely girls out there. You'll find one, I'm sure of it. You're a great guy, and some nice young lady will surely see that, and you'll fall in love and live happily emo after.
<3

neoesquire February 26 2006, 05:57:43 UTC

There in lies a paradox. I think a g/f might un-emo me. Then the universe would collapse from the lack of sadness.

By being single, i am saving the world from destruction!

or at least, that would make me feel better...

flowerduet February 26 2006, 23:01:26 UTC

The universe wouldn't collapse from sadness. I'd provide enough to keep it up. :) Us single folks have to stick together.

sugarshell February 28 2006, 20:20:07 UTC

oh thats a bunch of bs and you know it!

drewkasa March 1 2006, 03:39:13 UTC

you are the man! great observations dave