Comments | neoesquire: "Que pasa people, que pasa HIT ME!"

neoesquire

"Que pasa people, que pasa HIT ME!"

Aug 04, 2006 00:51

Guess what motherfuckers?

I got a girlfriend!

Say what?!

A GIRLFRIEND!

I now own me a womans.

Incredible, just all I can say right now.

Comments 13

masamichi August 4 2006, 06:24:42 UTC

congrats! just make sure you don't let her drain the life from you, as most women will try and do.

jk.

p.s. uh we need to hang out. holla at a playa.

neoesquire August 4 2006, 10:27:34 UTC

first she would need a life to drain...

but fuck yeah, 586-202-1594

masamichi August 4 2006, 18:07:08 UTC

(586) 879-9923

__sevas_tra August 4 2006, 14:38:15 UTC

yay! ^_^

neoesquire August 5 2006, 19:24:39 UTC

yay indeed!

ketchup_cutie August 4 2006, 14:47:34 UTC

and she just so happened to be my bestest friend!:)
aww...<3

and yes, we do have david and chris gossup night!:)

neoesquire August 5 2006, 19:25:34 UTC

...and we have chris and jen gossip too! :-P

ketchup_cutie August 5 2006, 20:04:48 UTC

i believe i said, chris and david gossup..not carol and david gossup.

thank you.

flowerduet August 4 2006, 15:43:02 UTC

Um, David, some advice: If you want to keep this girlfriend, don't tell her you own her! :)
You'll make a lovely BF. Congratulations.
<3

neoesquire August 5 2006, 19:26:30 UTC

Oh she knows I own her, just like I own most women, cause I'm that awesome...

lessthan3

babykillerxoxox August 5 2006, 01:10:28 UTC

A) does she have a penis?
B) how much does she cost
Ba) how long does she rent for
C) are you sure she doesn't have a penis?
D) does she do anal?

snooches.

neoesquire August 5 2006, 19:29:09 UTC

A)Fuck you.
B)Fuck You in the ass.
Ba) Fuck you in the ass with a cactus.
C)Fuck you in the ass with a cactus covered with hot sauce.
D)No, not yet at least.