Ahem Well Kiddies Todays Topic Is Valentine's Day And Feminists. This Two Things Go Together Rather Well.How So You Ask Well Valentine's Day Sucks And So Do Feminists. Why Do They Suck Well Feminists Won't Leave Me Alone, Because I'm Female And Not A Part Of The Feminist Cult. They Knock On My Door Every Second Of The God Damned Day And Annoy The ( Read more... )

Geez Haven't Updated In Like Foreva So I Guess That I Should Update. Hmmmmmmm Well I Have To rant About Femme Guys Cause There Is Somethin That Jus Isn't Right With Them. You Know What It Is?!?! They Can Put Make-Up On Better Than Me And It Drives Me Nuts. I Dislike When I See One Of My Good Buddies With Their Make-Up On Better Than Mine And Its ( Read more... )

I've just discovered this you can spell RAP with cRAP. mwhahahahahaha.
i hate it makes my ears bleed uncontrollably and also its really really hard to head bang too. maybe theres not a good enough beat, but w/e spread the word RAP is cRAP. mwhahahahahahahaha.

well, toodles.

"jack"

I've finally managed to kill the crazy monkeys. I of course couldn't do it myself so i had my jolly old buddy santa body slam them. As we all know santa is no push over with his radioactive reindeer and all. He did a tag team with his reindeer and i kinda felt sorry for the monkeys afterwards, but hey they shouldn't go around stealin pajamas. ( Read more... )

Update! Update! Crazy monkeys stole my pajamas last night! :( pooie ill haveta buy new ones now cause those were my favorite. BLAH! stupid monkeys. on a differnt note. i gots a crazy goldfish with buggy eyes and i named him swirly. mwhahahahahaha. dont worry he wont last any longer than the gerbils did. i still gots my kitty!! +cuddles kitty+ ( Read more... )

Well hullo how’s you. Im fine thank you and welcome to my tea party please sit down next to the mad hatter don’t worry I don’t think that he will bite. So, welcome and have a cup-o-tea and a very merry unbirthday cake. I s’pose you’re here out of boredom and want to here more bout me if you’ve read this far. Well mah name is “jack” and don’t wear ( Read more... )