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I wonder why I never wondered why.

Dearest David James Zimmerman Jr.
thank you too much. this is a fabulous mix, and I love it. I never update on livejournal but I needed you to knwo how much I love absolutely everything about you.

I definately think it is time that everyone I love and I grow old and do some shit.

i'm a robot.
Hopefully this will explain my unquenchable thirst for lug nuts and logic. i have all sorts of cool attachments, like flame-throwers and claws that crush. Marry me.

list of things to do before my date of expiration:
Wax my board.
Waste my brains.
Pray for waves.
DAMN THE MAN!

Dearest Patrick,
Thank you, THANK YOU TOO MUCH.
It could have been bad.
I'm glad it was not.

Damn the man.
You have a pretty head with your hair and brains and illuminated ocular delights.

peace.

It was fun while it lasted I suppose, man oh man ( Read more... )

I am going to go and take the kind of shower that would burn the tenderest of toes.
-then I am going to figure out a swell plan for killing them.
I really miss you.
I can't wait for swimming tomorrow!!!
-Connor, Lily and Pat...I expect you all to come so there will be many an under-water high five!

Love: What do you say to a weekend getaway when the play I do not speak of is finished? We can do crazy dangerous things and make love. It will be swell ( Read more... )

I was born five years too late. Fuck!

-GOD is your father.

It's pleasing to know you liked the surprise.

"Darling, have you decided on the interior yet?"
"I've given the matter some thought, yes. To begin with we could do much worse than look in at-"

Yes.

See you soon love.

History as she is harped. Rite words in rote order ( Read more... )