my grandmother died on friday. 

today, right now, i want you to step back a little. just half a step and say to yourself, "self, i'm a cliche. i just graduated from college five minutes ago in some giant fucking time scale or i haven't graduated at all and i don't know what the fuck i'm doing with any single moment of my day and, you know what? fuck it. it doesn't matter. ( Read more... )

i can only assume, from the repetition of "clothing, oh my god! clothing!" one desk over, that the office administrator is, in fact, a house elf. and, newly freed, that she will soon destroy us all.

tell me, too, does one ever reach a point at which work is something other than the place you don't want to be on monday morning?

elsewhere:

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i just got the weirdest spam message, the nonsense text was all in white on a white background so i retained that as best i could:

subject: Re: betraying Jesus.  A tetradrachma
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so i was filing at work just now and something in the R section caught my eye: one of the folders was labeled Pamela Ribon. i was like: "wait, isn't that... isn't that pamie?" and yes. the answer is yes. We have a file on pamie ( Read more... )

she's gone. (she has gone. she is gone ( Read more... )

hi,

i just wanted to use the word "venerable."

venerable.

thank you.

bless me world, for i have sinned ( Read more... )

so my time--my interminable time--at the campus store has finally come to a close ( Read more... )

haaaaaappy birthday to meeeeee,
haappy biiiiiirthday toooo meeeeee,
haaaaaapy biiirrthday deeeeeaaarrr myselllllllelllllfffff
haaaaappy birthday tooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee