i dont want to go to school
i would rather be in phoenix and get nice smooches
and not have to go to school
i do like my house
i do like my alexis
i dont know

i guess its just impossible to have fun without me!!!

sorry kiddos.

where is the love?

is it possible to have more fun?
starting with rock lobster and ending with the broken head of a statue and a blow-up globe!
imagine what possibly happened in between!

however
fuck you ella fitzgerald for being so god damn romantic and making me do things i really shouldnt

stuff like that never happens in real life
thanks lizzy mcguire...
for making me wish i was you

i forogijt what i was oging to asy
but it had omwething to do tiwth the beatles
adn thonight ugess ywaht i love berr
very cmuch
and lalixes you i love you more htan enything
it was uust in one of thier songs
masx yourhoseu is great and lidnsey oh lkindyes in love you

i just lit a cigarette on my stove
im such a badass
but when i went outside to smoke it
the wind blew my skirt up
like marilyn monroe

i wish i was a ballerina.
they are so graceful.

alex you piece of shit
stop talking and spray-painting DANZIG
also you forgot to drink all your razorblades
but that footage was admirable.
hi max.

that YOU alexis is referring to...
DIE!

in happier news
some unexpected visitors came over last night and brought sparklers
mike almost caught the tree on fire
then it rained
we took great pictures at the grill and ate delicious french toast
and sex and the city is great thanks mr. celebrity