<3 groucho marx <3

once i shot an elephant in my pajamas
how he got in my pajamas i dont know

it will be a hot and busy weekend.
i NEED astroturf.

phoenix, it turns out, is not all bad.

p.s. i think luke wilson is incredible and i want to marry him and have lots of gorgeous babies.

BANG BANG!
TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
I LOVE BASEBALL!

oh alexis: you wanna die bitch?
aha!

there is a german girl living in my house.
my mom is forcing me to be nice to her.

last night was pretty fun and educational ( Read more... )

please please
take care
the night is meant to be fun
for everyone
so dont fuck it up
please please

i wish i lived next door to the simpsons.
i dont mean i wish i was one of the flanderses.
i mean i would like to see everything that happens on evergreen terrace.
plus i would be a cartoon.

i woke up on the floor with my knees scraped up and a little cut on the inside of my mouth. i guess i passed out while trying to eat a noodle and tried to break the fall with my face. my dad heard the clatter and ran to see if i was dead. i was just confused, so he helped me up and sat me in this other chair where i proceeded to sweat heavily, ( Read more... )

christ jesus
this past week has been so fun
i like phoenix a lot now
it kind of makes me sad to go back to tucson
i guess i cant have it both ways
tomorrow i have to get my wisdom teeth out
tomorrow is also craig's birthday
im tired and i want to watch an adam sandler movie

well all im saying is dont go tomorrow night.
stay. have fun up here.
we will have all year to go to birthday parties.