So yesterday I was stuck on a loooong ass indoor bike ride, and was playing around on youtube until I found the 2010 monstrosity "Valentines Day".  "What the hell, I got nothin' better to watch, I love romantic comedies" my stupid, naive self thought.

I actually sat there and watched it for 30 minutes before I realized I has ALREADY SEEN this movie ( Read more... )

Everyone remember this happy movie from the 90's with great music and terrible animation continuity? (The dog turns brown at the end...like, did they run out of grey?) I went and saw the Broadway show of this, and I gotta say, literally everything in this was stolen. I mean, obviously, it stole its plot from the cartoon (kind of a given), but it ( Read more... )

Anyone remember the classic fairy tale about the 12 Dancing Princesses who went to a secret land with golden trees and princes in boats? Yeah, that's all I remembered about it too, so of course it seemed innocent and fun enough to read to my 2 and 4 year old ( Read more... )

I am not here to knock the Wizard of Oz. It is a classic for a reason. I showed it to my kids for the first time, and having not seen it in 20 years or something, I sat to watch with them. I remembered most of it (because again, classic), but there is one thing that has been bothering me for 3 days now ( Read more... )

Ok, so last weekend my Mom, my 4-year-old and I all went to see Peter Pan 360. And while I overall enjoyed it (visually beautiful, very creative staging), there were multiple WTF moments I HAD to blog about ( Read more... )

David and I were at the end of our patience this evening and decided that this called for a family movie night to kill the last hour before bedtime. We let the 3 year old pick and he decided on that old claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer from like, 1907. I was surprised because A) I didn't know we owned it and B) He actually picked a movie ( Read more... )

We've all seen Ghost, that cheesy 80's movie about a dude who stays a ghost for awhile to avenge his murder. This apparently screamed "Broadway Musical" to some weirdo, and not just any weirdo. A weirdo who wanted to take us through his own personal world of ADHD ( Read more... )

Wow,so I see I haven't posted a bad movie review since March of LAST YEAR. I haven't had much time to go to the movies lately, and amazingly/shockingly, what I've seen has been awesome (Catching Fire, Frozen, Merrily We Roll Along). But there is an exception to every rule, and that exception is Mercy ( Read more... )

Oh my God, this movie sucks. I can't even begin to explain how many times my head exploded while watching it. Here's what I want you to do. Go get your favorite booze, and take a shot every time anything I report to you makes NO F***ING SENSE to you either. At least that way after you read this you'll be in a happy place, unlike my anger at ( Read more... )

So I'm currently rereading "The Other Boleyn Girl", which is an EXCELLENT book if you haven't read it. I remember really liking it, and now I know why. This put me in the mood to watch the movie, which I remember really NOT liking, and now I know why ( Read more... )