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I never did a review of Breaking Dawn Part 1, and here's why: literally nothing happened. The entire plot, in one sentence ( Read more... )

So this movie was seen out of spite of David. David left me for TEN HOURS with a toddler with an EAR INFECTION, so the next morning, I basically handed Jordan off and said "I'll be at a movie". I didn't care which one, I just needed to be away from Screamy McCrankypants ( Read more... )

There is so much bad, I don't know if I'll be able to fit it all in, but this has to be documented ( Read more... )

Ok, I know kids books get cut a little slack since they are written for, well, kids. But some of them make me ANGRY that they exist and mine couldn't get published. Two of those books are ( Read more... )

The title AND theme of this movie. Seriously, its like the writers had half of a great idea, and then they just started making the movie without having any real idea of where they were going or thinking about reality at ALL. It was almost as bad as "The Holiday", in which two women trade houses for their vacation and have a great time, despite ( Read more... )

So as usual, with Twilight, you know going in that it's not going to be say, "Gone With The Wind", "Casablanca", or even "The Hangover". You do, however, kind of expect SOME plot ( Read more... )

Ugh...why do they make good books into bad movies? I read "Something Blue" first (out of order, but I'm glad I did because it made it a surprise) and it was one of the best Chick Lit books I've ever read. And "Something Borrowed" was not as good, but still better than this mystifyingly stupid movie ( Read more... )

Ok, the fact that THIS won best musical must mean that everything else on Broadway BLOWS. Like, "My Dinner With Andre" bad. I was lucky enough to see it for free on Netflix...imagine how mad I'd be had I blown $120 bucks a ticket on it ( Read more... )

This is an old Allred family classic, but time to blog about it for those who haven't been exposed. Apparently my husband is among these ranks...this must change ( Read more... )