... or it may be sooner, but they will come.

BARMY BORIS BULLIED BRITS INTO LOCKDOWN DISASTER The Sun

[Insert name of any talentless celebrity, preferably one with big boobs]: MY LOCKDOWN LOVE-NEST The Sun, page 3

LOCKDOWN: CURE 'WORSE THAN THE DISEASE', SAY EXPERTS Guardian

LOCKDOWN 'CAUSED MILLIONS OF UNNECESSARY DEATHS WORLDWIDE' Times ( Read more... )

I've been listening to and reading him. Oh, how I adore that man. As the Fairy Queen said of Private Willis, 'If I yielded to a natural impulse, I should fall down and worship that man ( Read more... )

Once there was a very stupid man who had an allotment. He was so stupid that he was quite incapable of assessing facts or deducing anything from plain evidence, but this hadn't stopped him getting to the top of the queue for allotments. Actually he didn't know anything about gardening and cared less, but like most stupid men he was also a bully, ( Read more... )

Yes, folks, the NHS god has really scored this time ( Read more... )

Yes. What a surprise. But when you are governed - or rather, cringed in front of - by a gang of spineless, gutless, soulless morons, what else can you expect ( Read more... )

That seems to be the outcome of my recent nosings around Google. The present lockdown violates (at least) six fundamental freedoms that are guaranteed by the UK Human Rights Act, the European Convention on Human Rights, and the UN Universal Declaration on Human Rights: the right to freedom of movement; the right to manifest one's religion; the ( Read more... )

Cockney rhyming slang, that is ( Read more... )

Last night my other half was watching that car repair programme on Channel 4, or one of its minions. And at the top left-hand corner of the screen, ever-present and immovable, there was a nasty nagging little message telling us to Stay At Home ( Read more... )

remember ( Read more... )

Many years ago I had a colleague who was living in Germany at the end of the last war, in the zone of French occupation. I made some casual remark about the conditions, and she rounded on me and said, 'Nobody in Britain can have the least idea of what it is like to live under occupation ( Read more... )