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LJ
Livejournal sort of sucks. Worthless interface, and I've no time to do regular updates etc. If I was to use it full time, I'd probably move to Blogspot almost immediately. Using this is the equivilent of watching marathon session of Glenroe while being forced to drink bleach. That is all. -
Sup
Heading to Bawstin on Tues, if anyone wants anything from the poorass American Economy, email me sharpish. Dollar's at 1.53 against the euro right now.
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Fantastic story
Things that make the below story excellent:
The Sun think 5k of damage to a 260k home counts as it being wrecked
The girl is functionally illiterate. Although calling your mum a twat to millions is pretty ballsy.
Drugging a puppy would be hilarious.
I've spent my morning thinking about the logistics of how a foursome on a washing machine would work.
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Fake Steve Jobs
I know everyone's had this site for ages, but this has been a great week for it.
Steve messes with car dealers
The Ipod hits Ireland. Complete with fantastic pic of Dricco looking like a caveman.
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Marion Jones
Just a fantastic clip. This woman could teach Bertie a few things about non-apology apologies. What she's saying sorry for is lying to the investigators. She's still continuing her babe in woods bullshit of "well gosh, my evil coach doped me for years before I discovered what was happening. And then gosh darn it I felt so bad that I fibbed to the ( Read more... ) -
Just the best Youtube clip ever
This girl came 3rd in the Miss America contest. I think it's time we gave to cockroaches a turn running this place.
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Checklist for boat
DVDs: Dead Calm, Open Water, Adrift, That episode from Peep Show where they eat dog. Entire Love Boat collection.
Clothes: Kiss the captain T-Shirts (there has to be some out there), Captains hat, water wings, mini-Speedos, flip flops. That's all.
Food: Garlic Bread, Spinach, raw onion juice, Tequila.
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Pressie update
Right, I've racked my brain for stuff my parents actually do together, and outside of "Procreate" it's a pretty empty list.
So I've got my mum a pearl earings and necklace set and now I just have to get something for my Dad. I'm thinking for his office. He already has a load of those hideous bronze golfer things, and he has a few model boats. What ( Read more... ) -
Halfords
So I go to Halfords to buy my stupid GPS thing, and I've done my research, I know I want the garmin 550, and I know how much it costs. And this spotty 25 year old who looks like a sex offender and smells of damp towels comes over and offers to help me. I resist the urge to reply "yeah you can help me, go wash up and then lets start looking for a ( Read more... ) -
Ideas please. Quick!
Parent's 30th anniversary coming up on Friday. My plan of booking them 5 days in Madrid has been shot down due to their work commitments, need an alternative ASAP. Any ideas? Solutions? Needs to be something good as I've forgotten the previous.....29 of them.
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