My other favourite thing a small child has said lately, in response to me explaining why some butterflies camouflage themselves: "But we don't eat butterflies!" "That's right, we don't - why do you think that is? "They're not kosher."
Today I was running to the GP and fell over. I managed to acquire three seperate bruises on one knee - two on the other - scrapes on the palms of my hands - a bruise on one hip - and (this is the really weird one) one of my knuckles is scraped up. How could I hit the ground with my palms and my knuckle at the same time?!