Not much has happened.. have moved house.. new car... new twitter fascination... new boyfriend ( Read more... )

Some mofo stole Zanotti's fuel straight from his tank. Fuck, I hate people who have no money. Make yourselves a LIVING and afford your own PETROL... whether it be for driving purposes or sniffing purposes. It's expensive for everyone, not just poor people ( Read more... )

I got a new job which is great for heaps of reasons, obviously, but it has brought about my most satisfying act... Today I handed in my resignation letter to Sussan... signed away at that bitch like no tomorrow. Goodbye retail, hello... no retail. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

I have also ordered the latest available Kenny vs Spenny DVD from ( Read more... )

Today I was driving along the causeway and on the radio they were still going on about all the secret service officers around the city for ms. condy, and then I looked to my left and in the car next to me were two men in black. WITH EAR PIECES!!! *exciting*

And, oh gosh, this pizza couldn't arrive fast enough... yeesh
 

I believe that in my last post or so (I was meant to double check but I forgot) I was going on about how stagnant my life was becoming and whinge whinge whinge etc. But hey! Like, right now? What am I doing? I am sitting on a couch in my own* little house. With my own** laptop. With my own wireless internet connection thingy. And on Monday I go to ( Read more... )

Feast your eyes upon THIS little beauty. With thanks to Dreamweaver F1, google, and an intense process of trial and error, I have created from scratch a website that actually looks part of this century. Granted, that "part" being circa 2001, but I am still so so proud of myself that I actually figured out how to html code. My proudest achievement ( Read more... )

My two best friends at the moment seem to be seek.com and realestate.com.au. Actually, I take that back. They are both more akin to callous lovers; you keep going back even though they treat you like scum. Boo. Why won't the Gods let me get a job so I can get enough money to move the fuck out. Catch 22 fo realz, yo. Like literally. Until I turn 23 ( Read more... )

BRASS MONKEY HOTEL ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ, I'm having another existentialist crisis ( Read more... )

I am posting because there is a new keyboard and it doesn't make me want to rip my eyeballs out so I may as well type it up.

So it turns out that flying all the way around the world does not get you enough frequent flyer points to get over East. How naive I feel. To spend all that dosh just so I could get a free flight to Melbourne. BUT. If I fly ( Read more... )