My new favorite spam ever

[neurodancer]

From: "Twaila-Jo Hollandale"
To:
Subject: Re:
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:11:24 -0120

Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here () are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)

Comments

spamapalooza

[eumenide]

Ulcerating Connie is totally my new band name.

[sashasana]

Twaila-Jo Hollandale is a dirty, flea bitten whore.

[structurefall]

wait- in that order???

[mooflyfoof]

I got that one too! What the hell!

[syruss]

Glad I'm not the only one who gets the occasional chuckle out of spam mail