OK, what the fuck? Are you all against me??? Eskei told me that I have a FAT ASS. Normally I don't give a shit about what that little homo fairy tells me but WHAT THE FUCK?? A FAT ASS??? Do I have a fat ass, ladies? I figured if anyone knew what the fuck they were talking about it would be you all...because really, what do men know? Because Eskei ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT. After apologizing so much in my LAST post for being so MIA, here I am once again apologizing for being MIA for over 2 months ( Read more... )

I am FINALLY getting online after what feels like a million years being too busy to do so ( Read more... )

1) Was 2005 a good year for you ( Read more... )

dropped the kids off at school, now it is just me and Eva chillin ( Read more... )

Pimpmas - I mean Christmas is soon. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Really, it is an excellent holiday that has only been excellent for, well the first 8 years of my life and then the past 6 years. So 14 out of 27 years is a good deal. They can only get better, really ( Read more... )

cause I have no idea how long it's been since I touched this thing ( Read more... )

because I love you. And stuff.

OK, here are the BOY DOLL pics of my sexy ass:


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OK, 1 kid in bed, 1 in the tub and the other eating a slice of pie. Perfect timing ( Read more... )

Things have been really fucking incredibl busy since the last I wrote.

Kids are out of school [last Friday was their final day] and we are planning to go out sailing on the yacht for the month of july ~ go to Hawaii for a stint and sail back. Nift, huh?

Anyway, what prompted me to - ACK! KIDS SCREAMING!

Be back...