There are four mothers in my life ( Read more... )

OK, I came out of my room. Like you thought any different ( Read more... )

As soon as I came home late Saturday morning with the kids I had to pay attention to Evangeline because she hadn't seen me in a few days and almost forgot who I am. Great ( Read more... )

I didn't have time after that meme to write anything about the kids being on spring break because as soon as I copied + pasted the code, I heard Carol Ann screaming ~ so I had to dash and see who was killing who ( Read more... )

Elliot Peter Mahavir's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cheese Doodles Hans

Your fashion designer name is Elliot Berlin

Your socialite name is Arius Hollywood

Your fly girl / guy name is E Mah

Your detective name is Snake Montrose High

Your barfly name is Mozerella Sticks Absinthe

Your soap opera name is Peter Oreleander
Your rock star name ( Read more... )

I have a moment of peace to give you all an update ( Read more... )

I get to go see Billy Idol TONIGHT! And then again TOMORROW!!!!! Muwahahaha I am so fucking sick ( Read more... )

TODAY'S MY FUCKING 27th BIRTHDAY ~ AND I WANT BIRTHDAY HEAD WISHES ALL FUCKIN' DAY!!!!!!!!

I would have posted at midnight but I was getting my BIRTHDAY COCK & ASS last night ~ Adam's still knocked the fuck out, though I think he was trying to have that affect on me. Hahahaha ( Read more... )

Eskei was over earlier today - as usual when his winter hibernation is over - and I was having a conversation with Carol Ann as Adam came in with Glory in one arm and cradling the phone in the other ( Read more... )

Hopefully by this time next week I will be sweaty, as naked as I can get in a public arena with the meanest hard-on grinding up against my baby as Billy Idol sings my own personal national anthems ( Read more... )