This taxi driver is OFF DUTYThe kids are not allowed to pester me into taking them every which way they want today. I'm all about staying at home ( Read more... )

( Fucking Around with Meme's )

Even though I'm not usually one to toot my own horn...I will admit to having a colorful background and in light of it, I think some of you will find this survey amusing...for the most part ( Read more... )

As I am driving through a routine neighborhood and come to a very routine stop sign, Carol Ann peers out the window from her back seat position and says, "DADDY! That sign has your name!"

Sure enough we were stopped at ELLIOTT ST. (only that has an extra T)

Carol Ann got some skillz in reading, yo.

To anyone wondering out there in cyberspace - Adam and I are fine from all of the rain. We're not stupid enough to live near a fucking unsafe hillside. Our kids are fine, we're fine, my relatives are fine (though my grandparents were evacuated because they live in the mountains but they're house is OK so they moved back in yesterday ( Read more... )

OHMYGODBUHGOIHDIOHDD!!!

It's pouring.

pouring

I'm so fucking sick of rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have watched our entire child-friendly movie collection. I was SO fucking sick of Annie and Wizard of Oz by Sunday that I HAD to buy them MORE movies. JUST FOR A CHANGE OF PACE ( Read more... )

The big surprise ( Read more... )

Adam has not let out a single clue about his New Years Eve surprise for the family. He invited everyone that was around for Christmas ~ 3 of my sisters have their own plans, though, and my grandparents like to stay in their mountain side home. So it will just be Adam, me, the kids, his folks, his sibs, my parents, and 3 of my sisters ( Read more... )

the kids have been playing my old Chipmunks Christmas record nonstop for the past 10 days. I am half tempted to take it up to the balcony along with my 12 gauge and go at it ala duck hunt ( Read more... )

That pussy quiz was totally weak sauce. Let's see if any of you can stand up to my ULTIMATE quiz!
I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!see if any of you can get at least 50%! HAH ( Read more... )