well I got my license back wendsday ( in a restricted capacity) this is good....However the secretary of state CLAIMS that is can take up to 21 days to process the paperwork for me to get the stupid thing in the mail...until I get that IM about as able to drive as a...as a...farting wombat! Jesus tapdancing Christ! What part of changing a few ( Read more... )

BEHOLD! The farting wombat cometh! and he cometh for YOU!

Im 24! YAY!

On a side note Im looking for an excuse to call someone "poop stain magoo" which I just thought up. If you think of one let me know

Well Im gonna be 24 next monday, another year come and gone....24 is one of those silly ages were you get to do nothing new, but next year...cheap car insurance W00T!

P.S I found out that Moonshine and I get along rather well and I even can keep it down if I plug my nose while drinking it, which makes no sense because I cant even keep rum down

So I cranked the car over today for the first time right after the harper cruise. All I can say is...damn! It's running open headers right now and is loud as hell but even without a muffler it sounds tuned, no braps,chokes or stutters nothing. Just pure american V8. The throttle response is more like a crotch rockets then a cars, no hesatation ( Read more... )

well I got my court date, its the 21st of September. My lawyer says it's pretty much in the bag as long as I bring the police report from the time I got robbed at gun point. apparently this makes me a victim and the state doesnt want to do that. I just think it made me $2.50 poorer at the time but whatever works i guess. So the source willing I ( Read more... )

Found while perusing the internet in search of site with personal hovercraft(I was bored). The headline "My hovercraft is full of eels" caught my eye and this is what lay within ( Read more... )

I looked back at some of my first posts the other day.....I think I was a lot cherrier back then. I t seems Im alot more mopey latly and I just cant let that happen I need to be more optomistic. Im a happy person damnit! I dont want to come off as a depressed ass.....So...I think its time for me to stop and take a deep breath and be happy for what ( Read more... )

Somtimes when you get used to someone being the one person who never pisses you off. When they do manage to piss you off even though its somthing minor it irritates you all the more cause your not used to getting bullshit from that direction...