Wait, so this little girl is the only one that's disappeared at all?
What about the weird shit that's been happening to other people? Like weird black ring shit or whatever?

Sometimes people's priorities confuse the shit outta me, yo.

[Private to Zack - pretty much unhackable]
Hey, spikehead, you wanna tell me what's really going on?

I am bored out of my fucking mind, yo.
Someone do something cool!

FUCKING RAIN.
AND FUCKING CEMETERY.
AND FUCKING BAKE SALE.

How about a fucking BOOZE SALE, instead?

HAHA, CITY. GUESS WHO IS NOT FUCKING AMUSED BY MAKING SURE I GOT DUMPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOD. FANTASTIC, YO. FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Ugh.
I need a new suit now, and my cigarettes are ruined.
I hate it here.

Can we go home now, Boss?

Okay, no. This is not funny, yo.
And when I find out who's big stupid fucking idea it was? I'm gonna beat their fucking face(s) in. Seriously.
...If the boss doesn't kill me first.

[[OOC: What I would give for a Rufus. Strikes hackable, but you gotta work for it.]]

WHAT. THE. SHIT.

ALL ENTRIES BEFORE THIS ONE ARE NULL AND VOID, PLZ.

(if you are not a member of spiral_rpg, please to ignore this journal.)

OKAY SO.
I need to find a nightclub.
Because I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND, YO.

UPDATE!
Yup. I still hate Canada.

That is all.

Now someone please remind me what city this is.

Oh, uh, Mustang?
We're apparently about to have company. She wants to make me pancakes.
No, I don't know what's up with that, either. O_o

Where the FUCK are we!?
And why are people speaking French?