Boy

[never_here]

I had my anatomy ultrasound on Friday and it looks like I will be birthing a boy child. I'd scan the ultrasound picture of his little penis, but that's kind of like kiddy porn or something. My kid's going to be the raddest thing ever! I'm so excited to be having a boy, I wasn't really sure what I would have done with a girl

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[fasterpussycat]

how wonderful! Congratulations

[never_here]

Thank you!

[morte_o_merce]

with you for a mom, how could any kid NOT be rad?

the kid is going to be one bad-ass zombie-killing machine.

[never_here]

I like to think I can teach him a thing or two about being super awesome. :)

[littlebluedog]

Sweet. What name(s) are you thinking of?

[never_here]

We actually have a name decided on already. His name is Harrison. I can imagine how weird it must look to people when I'm talking to my stomach and calling it Harrison, but I like to talk to him a lot- he's got little ears now.

[weaselusrex]

100% awesomeness!

[never_here]

Thanks! I'm super excited!

[trappedinhead]

Boy children are cool. I'm told girls are harder.

[never_here]

I know for a fact that girls are harder to raise, I know I was a horrible little shit for the majority of my life. I get along with boys so much better, I'm so glad my parasite is a boy.