Go say happy birthday to theotherjay!!

My pee smells like coffee...
That's all.

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You've got nothing on me.

No expendable income.

People are lazy. They'll do just the bare minimum of what you ask.
It's something learned.

*:*

Take a shower.
Pay rent.
Clean my apartment.
Wash dishes.
Clean out fridge.
Vacuum floors.
Clean litter box.
Buy real journal.
Cut my toenails.
Do homework.
Fill out egg donor paperwork.
Email egg lady.
Fill out work paperwork.
Pluck my eyebrows.

I just had a review at work, I got a nice raise!