i feel like i should buy a suitcase for this....

[never_met_me]

fear of death is so futile. and yet it grips me so uncontrollably. around every corner i'm afraid i'm about to meet my impending doom. though, i'm a firm believer that everything has a purpose, and i'm not sure mine is to die quite yet

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[never_met_me]

haha thanks. hopefully i wont be turned down that often, because my understanding is that they make appointments for me, and then i just go. so i've got the cute college boy thing down, without the unwelcome visit part to worry about.

[sinko25]

this isn't vector marketing by any chance is it?
also, come to my house. my carpets need a shampoo.

[never_met_me]

nope. L&R Merchandise.

only if you buy one of our useless gadgets.

[rockumal]

mike! whenever i am riding around in a car when i am stoned, i always feel really eerie like: this music, the time of day, the temperature, this whole car trip! i could die right now!

congrats on the job!

[hyperventil8]

Come to my door this summer!!!

724-5870. You can shampoo my carpets anytime.